Thursday, July 16, 2009

Don't Have Unprotected Sex

Oh, puh-leeeze. If I have to explain this to you, you need to away from this blog for a couples of years. Not only must you protect yourself and your and your partner from sexually transmitted discease that can ruin or end your life, but from unwanted pregnancy as well.

The only way to be completely protected is to abstain, but if you decide to have sex, understand that a condom and a degree of caution is safer sex(is there really anything even remotely safe about sex? - truly a contradiction in terms), but the parts of your body that really need pretection re your heart and soul and mind. Make sure you are aware enough of your emotional needs and your partner's emotional needs to be responsible. Otherwise, fantasize, masturbate, and wait.

Women have been worried about getting pregnant since the caves, but men should worry too. The idea of having to support and care for a child for the rest of your life because you were feeling amorous one night and had too much to drink is a terrifying one. You get a woman pregnant, you're a father, ready or not. If you're not ready, then make sure you use a condom every time, period (and make sure you put it on and take it off right). Then when you and your beloved decide to have kids (and legalize your union for the kids' sake), you won't have to worry about any surprises knocking on your door same day and asking you to take a paternity test and attaching your paycheck. Do we understand each other? Good!

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